what did the blind deaf orphan get for christmas? cancer

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How do you get a clown of a swing? Hit it with an ax.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool The tragic drowning of a quadrapalegic

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What happend to the gay kid that walked into iran. He got shot and killed ????

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Poop swing

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Who likes to be fisted? Sock puppets.

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What did the ginger say to the blond? Hello, what is your name?

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Why did the kid drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus

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wanna here a dirty joke? Suree A white horse fell in a mud puddle dum dumdum dum duuuuuuummmm

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A man is approached by a mysterious character in the streets, offering to tell him a dark and amazing tale. The man declines and walks away.

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Your mom is so fat that she enjoys junk food regularly.

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What does the young boy say to the gay man Hello Jacob, because he was raised to respect and treat gays equally

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Your mother is so fat that she once ate an entire peach cobbler in one sitting and chastised herself yet again for her lack of self-control over her eating habits and her need to fill the holes in her self esteem with the short-lived gratification she gains from eating too much of the foods she finds tasty.

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Whats worse than runing over a box of kittens? Runing over two boxes of kittens.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his coat? Where's my coat.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller see or hear? She was blind and deaf.

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whats hard, its not what you think a penis

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How do you give Salley enough energy swim against the river current? Add your own electric current.

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An Asian fails their maths exam.

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What is worse than eating shoxy poulet.? Nothing

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Knock knock Who's there? No one Cool

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Yo Mama so slow She can't run very fast.

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I nicknamed my diick "the truth" because the biitches can't handle it

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What did the suicide bomber say on new years day? Happy new year.

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