- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is purple and flies? A purple plane.

A father of four joins the military. He returns home after his service.

Man: Guess what! Other man: What? Man: Chicken butt

Whats the difference between black and white. Nothing they're both colors.

What happened to the boy after he ate a piece of Halloween candy? He died. It was laced with cyanide.

What do you call a black pilot? A niigger

Did you hear about the eskimo and the pregnant lady? The eskimo got the pregnant lady pregnant.

What do you call a hairless penis, whatever gay name you decided to nickname it

Why was six afraid of seven? Because your a fag.

How do you make a dyke moan? Insert a BEAVER in it!

What do you have when you take the gun, badge and uniform away from a cop? A man in his underwear.

nina...;shut up we are having fun :)

why harry potter, if he was a wizard?

A dog just died in my neighborhood last week. It made me sad so I vandelized a church and got put into jail. That made me even MORE sad so I vandelized the jail. Morel of the story: This wasn't grammaticly a story. A story is not 3 sentences. --

What do you call a black man that has sex with women against their will? A rapist. The fact that he is black does not pertain to this situation.

Why did i write an antijoke? Because i can't write real jokes.

Q. who's george porchy?

Look, gullible is written in the sky! The man looks up and there it is.

Knock Knock Who's there? You have AIDS

Knock Knock. Who's There? Billy. Oh, come on in. You could have just knocked on my door or rang doorbell without saying "Knock Knock" though, that's kind of childish.

Hitler, Goebbels and Göring walked into a bar. They ordered 3 steins and took their seats in quiet corner of the establishment. After short deliberation they were ready to start work on building a highway that would be the envy of the world.

Q: what is the difference between a baby stroller and a black man. A: I don't try and hit black men when they cross the street.

A hitman and his target walked in the same bar togather what happend? nothing because a hitman has better things to do and the target would lay low.

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