"Do you live in the United States?", said the man. "no." said the other man, "cool beans", said the woman.

Roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, violets are blue, get out of the garden it's time for lunch.

Q. What is black and nobody cares when they step on it? A. Asphalt

press Ctrl and F4 on ur key pad

Why do black people like fried chicken? -Because all races like fried chicken.

How do you get a Black Person out of a tree? Well, if he is stuck call 911 itmediatly!

Roses are red Violets are blue My dick can talk And it says it wants you

What does 2 + 2 equal? 4

What did one skeleton say to the other? Nothing... Skeletons don't have vocal cords

A priest, a rapist, and a pedophile walk into a bar. That was just the first person.

why did Jen fall off the swing? because she had no arms. knock knock who's there not Jen

Why didn't Lucas want to go down the slide? He was scared.

What did the ketchup say to the mustard? Nothing they're just condiments.

Roses are red Violets are blue I like to slap hookers

A gay man came out 5 years ago, he also has not heard his farts since... He lost his ears in a boating accident that same year

whats red and falls from a tree an apple

why did the boy have to go to the dentist he was hit by a brick

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What gets wetter as it dries? Sarah Jessica Parker

what do you call a man with no legs? An ambulance as he seem to be bleeding very heavily.

Your Momma's so ugly, she went to the grocery store, and went she got out of her car, people said, "You're ugly."

There is a man who is half black half Jewish. He walking up a hill really fast. What happens to him? Answer: The Jewish side of his body will fall off and the black side will walk away.

What Did batman say to robin before they got in the car..... Get in the car

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir......my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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