Knock Knock! Who's there? Jeff. I don't know anyone by the name of Jeff. Please leave my property immedaitely.

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A: Hey ask me if Im a fire truck? B: Are you a Fire Truck? A: No why would you ask that?

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What do you call a man with a towel on his head? A good target.

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What did the kid say when he fell of a cliff and met Tom jones? Hi

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What is brown red and white? I don't know, that's why I asked you

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Wanna here a good joke? Sure, but you spelled hear wrong.

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What did the midget say to the leprechaun? Nothing.....midgets don't usually converse with leprechauns....and leprechauns aren't real.

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I like big butts and I cannot lie. You don't know that. I may enjoy skinny butts. I may be lying.

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They say those with anti-humour are the wisest.

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Why was the ginger walking around in bare feet? He had no sole.

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Q: what animal didnt get on Noah's ark in pairs? A: worms. they got on in apples.

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Q:How many babies does it take to paint a room? A:It depends how hard you throw them

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Why did the mother tell her son to get a job. She was tired of buying Generic brand food.

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Roses are red violets are blue if you were number one I"ll pick number two, if you were number two then I'll pick POO!

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have narcolepsy.

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What happens when a scientist tells you a lie? It's not true.

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Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is horrifically ugly its a truly sad thing and being the child of her you should be ashamed that you have not worked to help raise her self esteem

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Bob dole

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what does a man with no leg say to a woman with one eye? hello. by Mad James

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What's harder nailing 10 babies to 1 tree... Or nailing 1 baby to 10 trees???

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How did Princess Diana cross the road? Through the windshield

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What's worse than stubbing your toe? Nothing.

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How do you stop a Polish army on horseback? With artillery.

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What's the difference between a duck

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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