Why doesn't Squidward wear pants? Because he's a pervert

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A man walks into a bar . . . he is tired and thirsty after a long day at work.

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Why did the Mexican choose the blue marker over the green one? Because he his favorite color was green, and it was Opposite Day.

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How do you fit 3 squirtles two bulbasors and a charmander in a smart car You poke em on

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If you don't see any banners here, it doesn't mean they aren't here.

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Why did the chicken cross the playground? Thats what she said

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whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew?... Never mind, that was a stupid question.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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what is worse than finding a worm in your apple being tricked by your best friend to mule drugs over the boarder and then imprisoned in a Vietnamese jail, where you will most likely will be traded for sex and other horrid act of sodomy, only to escape and work as a sex slave to earn your way home, because that is the life you know now there is no way out you will die here.

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Wanna hear a joke? Denver Broncos.

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why is a bad joke like a dull pencil? cuz thers no point!!!!

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You cant like my stuff ive known you for like 1 day. just kidding you can like whatever you want, actually ive know you for 5 years

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What do you call a guy who answers your door Whatever his name his

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Why did the little boy fall of his swing? Some one killed him.

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Your mom's so old she sometimes uses outdated racial slurs loudly in public. It can get pretty embarrassing.

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Q: What do you do when you meet someone new? A: You don`t know and expect me to do so? Get a life!

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Whats worse than burning jews? jews that are alive

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Why couldnt the boy lick his elbows? Because he lost his arms after he was violently beaten by his drunk father with a bat.

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Why are Asians so good at mathematics? Practice.

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why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it tried but was hit by a truck at the halfway point.

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What did Osama bin Laden say to the Navy SEALS? Nothing. There was insufficient time to hold a conversation before they shot him in the face.

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Knock knock whos there? A dead black man ... i farted

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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Spongebob: Patrick! Can you hear me? Patrick: No, it's too dark.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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