Why'd the girl fall of her scooter? She fell into a hole and died. She was never found again. All that was left was her scooter.

Chuck Norris once walked into a strip club, and had quite a nice time indeed!

Yo momma so fat, she died.

I AM SOFA KING WE TOD HEAD - AV

Okay, I just really want you to trust me again,

when im sad im feel horny i rape little children -jimmy saville , last words of the diary

What did the skeleton say to the vampire? Nothing because a skeleton wouldn't have a larynx.

A duck walks into a bar, and the bartender asks what will you have for dinner? The duck says "quack".

Why did the chicken cross the street? I would rather live in a world a chicken's motives would not be questioned.

What does tupperware and a walrus have in common? they both like a tight seal

What was the last thing going through the man's mind who cleans the 90th floor windows on the World Trade Center on 9/11? The 91st floor.

What did the Jewish man say when he answered the phone? Hello?

whats red and looks like a bucket? a red bucket whats blue and looks like a bucket? a red bucket in disguise

Q: What do a duck and a bicycle have in common? A: They both have handlebars except for the duck!

What did the gay guy get at the grocery store? A tub of Häagen-Dazs ice cream because he thought he deserved a treat.

do you know that joke? hmm no.. yaa life!

What weights more than a 300 pound man? A 400 pound man.

What do u get when u mix a dinosaur and a lesbian? A-lick-alot-a-puss

Knock knock Who's there Police

what did the dog say? dogs can't talk therefore he said nothing

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Whats the worst thing about seeing a truck being snapped in half? It was mine

Who's black, white and Asian at the same time? A panda.

Why did the homeless man get a house key cut? He didn't he's homeless.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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