Why can't a black guy be the King of England? He's not in line for it.

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Jupiter is the Galaxys biggest planet!

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whats black? a black man

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What did the tomato say to the ketchup? Nothing both vegetables and condiments are inanimate objects, therefore cannot speak

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

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if u like this i wont pay you a dollar

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what did tyrone want for Christmas? A dad.

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Why can't vegetarians eat mushrooms because I can't urinate over a scotch bonnet :/

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Near the tower of London, a woman says to her friend: "You know, I had a feeling my son would come out, and the other day, he did." "What was your first clue?" "We're British."

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Two guys walk into a bar. One man walks out of the bar at a similiar time.

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What does a Chinese girl get for Christmas? New parents...

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Whats plastic and little boys turn it on? A game cube, and Michael Jackson. Well maybe not anymore since hes dead...

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What's round and bounces A basketball No!!!!!!! You dummy!!! Then what? Boobies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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If I had 10 cents for every time a hobo asked for change i still wouldn't give him any money

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How many women does it take to change a lightbulb. None, Thomas Edison was a man.

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Why do animals on the side of the road stink? Well they don't, you just think they do when in reality all it is, is there insides rottening From prevous days of exposen of the air now as far as I know all the little baby squrriel Wanted was it get his nuts in the road and it bring back to his starving family counting on him to bring Food to the tree next thing you know a soccer mom's van ran the poor baby squirrel over. Now me knowing this squirrel myself (don't ask me how) he wanted to go out in style you know get ran over by a mustang or a lambo not some bitch ass mini van with sliding doors and a dvd player convinit for the kids to watch spongebob.... man I bet that squrriel was pissed!

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What does rainbow stand for? Rick Astley Is Nesting By Our Window to harass us

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Roses are black Violets are black Grass is blac- Oh wait, it's night time. I'll be back in 12 hours.

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch? Names.

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Why did the car cross the road? Green light

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what does a gorilla do when it sleeps. it snores.

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