- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's so good about being Swiss? Well.... The flag's a big plus

What's black and blue and hates anal? The twelve year old in my trunk

Knock knock, Who's there? The cops, your parents are dead and now you are an orphan.

Q: Whats the difference between a friend and a bestfriend? A: The other one has best in front of it dumb A$$

A bar walks into a man... Wait...

What do you get when you cross a turtle and a kangaroo? A hybrid combination of the two that is characterized by specific traits of both animals.

why was the boy sleeping in the basement? he was brought over from ethiopia to become a child sex slave and was now being help against his will in a basement

I would rape her

How do you get a women stop running a marathon? You tell her that you have AIDS and she should get herself checked.

What a gay guy get on his IQ test? 69

How many Norwegians does it take to change a light bulb? Only one. But all the replacements are high-tolerance, long-life and non-dimmable.

Ya know what's sad? You can only submit one dislike on this website.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

You are so ugly that plastic surgery may be an option for you to consider.

an ant walks into my aunt.... the ant took a dump

Why was the boy wearing pyjamas? It was his bed time.

What starts with "m" and rhymes with monkey? Platypus

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

Two cows are in a field. One says to the other, "are you worried about this mad cow disease that's going around?" The other replies, "I'm not worried - I'm a squirrel."

Your mother is a very respectable woman.

What do you call an Irish man with no legs? Handicapped

"Knock, Knock," a man called out. A child threw open the door and peered out at him. "Why didn't you just knock instead of saying 'knock knock'?" Flustered, the man couldn't come up with an answer, and the child promptly closed the door, locked it, and returned to her previous activities.

Why was the bear rushing home after work? Because he was late for dinner.

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