- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Who's there This is the police, open the door. I don't know anybody by that name

Q.If you are European in the bathroom, what are you in the kitchen? A. A woman.

A African American male and a Mexican male are both in a car, who is driving? Most likely the owner or the car.

Daniel Textor can suck a gooch he's such a F - A - GGGGG!! Let's beat him up at lunch.

It's only racist if you consider them people.

Roses are red Violets are blue I forgot to go to the bathroom

What do you call Americas first black president? A change.

What is black and white and red all over? A Zebra that has been fatally maimed by a hungry lion.

Why doesn't the South Pole war veteran remember the name of his child? He is a penguin and could care less about naming his children. Why doesn't the penguin on the North Pole remember the name of his child? There are no penguins on the North Pole.

Whats better than 24? 25.

What job did the black man apply for?.. Several, its a downward economy.

What did the ocean say to the beach? Nothing, oceans and beaches are both not alive, thus incapable of speech and feeling emotions

You know what is really annoying? An annoying baby that wont stop crying while you are trying to do very important work.

A brown haired girl and a blonde girl are driving through a cornfield. Because of this illegal activity, they are sent to court and given 8 years in the state prison.

Q. What does a blonde and beer bottles have in common? A. Nothing. Blonde is a hair color and beer bottles are inanimate objects used to contain various brands of beer.

A serial killer kills a family of 5 He is never found and eventually kills himself from depression

Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

i shouldnt be on this cause im in class

why did the man leave the restaurant? because he was done with his meal

What did the Muslim have under his hood of his car? A V-8 engine.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? not having an apple to find a worm im

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, Stop shitting in my garden

Is every Voltorb a terrorist?

what the difference between matthew and a retard? The retard can do math

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