What do you call a black guy driving a bus? A bus driver

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Doris was putting up Christmas lights when he noticed the bulb's suddenly came on. He was puzzled at first, as he hadn't plugged them in. He climbed down the ladder and found that it was his son, Robby who had plugged the lights in.

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knock knock ... no one was in

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What do you call it when the sh*t hits the fan? The sh*t hits the fan.

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Can Geico save save you 50% on your car insurance? Does a former drill sergent make a terrible therapist?

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Knock knock. Who's there? You're adopted. You're adopt...wait what?

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What do you call a Jew and a black mans offspring? A human

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What's the difference between a North Korean and a South Korean? Nothing, they're both chinese.

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What's Chris Benoit up to? Just hangin' with his family

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What is the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench is an inanimate object whereas a black man is a human being with rights.

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My girlfriend once told me " Life is like a penis, it's hard."

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Little Davie was a kid with no arms and legs and one day his friends Came to his house and knocked on the door and asked for little Davie And asked if he wanted to come play baseball..Little Davie replied "I'd Love to but I have no arms or legs" his friends say we know that..We were Just needing a second base..

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A grandmother in her late seventies is walking to the grocery store. Then out of nowhere,she stats getting pelted by bananas. One hits her hard on the head,and she dies.

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Whats an Anti-Joke? Funny

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Where did the watch-dog take the blind man on Saturday afternoon? Wherever the blind man wanted to go

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i like pie.

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What did the nazi say to the jew? im gay

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On a scale of 1 to drunk how ten are you?

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Why is Billy in a ditch? He stepped on a landmine and was promptly burst into many pieces. The ditch was coincidental.

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Roses are gray Violets are gray I'm colorblind.

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A man is walking down the street when he stumbles upon a school, every school in the area had an American flag outside it, so he sees the flag and atop this flag a man is sitting and he doesn’t look comfortable. Next to the flag pole is a chair with a flag attached to it and the wind is as strong low down. So he looks at the man and says "Sir I think you may be using those wrong." The man on the flagpole says "why?" So he says well this chair is flat and made for sitting and this flag pole has a draw string for the flag. The man atop the flag pole says "I'm sure good will come of this…..im sure." the man says "What good could possibly come of this!" and the man on top of the flag pole looks at him and says "Later……………..you can tell this story to your friends and disappoint them when they find out theirs no punchline."

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theres a mexican women and a black man in a car....whos driving? nobody sadly the driver was shot.

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Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van

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