- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man with 3 arms, 6 ears, 9 fingers, and a red clown nose? His name.

How did the fat woman survive the car accident? She had on her seat belt.

Yo momma so ugly she looks like a penis

A family's house was possessed by ghosts causing them great fear and discomfort. Who are they gonna call? A real estate agent.

What's green has eight legs, and would kill you of it fell on you from the top of a tree? A Billiard table

Have you heard about the Polish hockey team? They're not very good, but what they lack in skills they make up for in enthusiasm and good team spirit.

I now pronounce you man and lion. You may now kiss the pride.

What did the man say to the duck? Nothing ducks don't talk.

a boy walks into the doctors office."my knees hurt...i poked it like this"the doctor says "listen kid...u are a really good kid but u didnt really injure your knee and im sick of you!!"

A: What did the banana say to the other banana? B: I don't know, what? A: I don't know either, I was hoping you did.

What do you call a beagle and an eagle mixed together? A beagle.

Wow did you see stevie wonder's new house. neither has he

Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

Why couldn't the boy sing? The boy could sing, but the thick layer of duct tape prevented him from doing so.

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How do you get a black man out of KFC? Tell him to get out

A: We're eating you for breakfast today. B: Thank you, I'll have my arm.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite.

What do an elephant and grapes have in common? They both have a trunk...except for the grapes

An airplane crashes into a state park. There are no survivors. Susan continues her stroll in the park, considering she is blind, deaf and in a wheelchair, she isn't aware of the nearby disturbance

Four blonds are driving to Disney World when they come across a sign that says Disney World left... So they take the left and enjoy themselves at the place many considered the most wonderful place in the world.

OY SHIT ITS YOUR MOM!!!

What's funny about using a shake weight? It resembles masturbating with a penis.

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