What do u call a black man playing a jumping sport? I don't know but it is totally normal.

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Roses are Black. Violets are Green. im going to go cut myself now

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A player under the tag "KiTcHeNGuRLxGaMerZ143" got a message after finishing a map on call of duty. "lol ur good."

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse does not respond because it is a horse, thus lacking cognitive capacity to speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and promptly defecates on the floor then gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few chairs and tables.

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What is funny about family guy?the jokes

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It couldn't. Before it could cross, it was killed and then consumed by an average American

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A duck walked up to a lemonade stand, and he said to the man running the stand "Quack"! because he's a duck... and that's what ducks do.

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Whats the thing you least expect to find on Anti-Joke? A joke with a punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue i cant ryme or spell.

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'l give you a nickle to tickle my pickle i'l give you a dime to take you time

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Q: How do you kill an Asian? A: Deprive of calculator or shoot it.

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Quantum Mechanics is so difficult to understand, somewhere Stephen Hawking just walked into a bar.

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A short Irish man and a tall German man went skydiving. Both parachutes coincidentally failed to deploy and they died.

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why did the chicken cross the road??? I don't know, that's why I asked you -_-

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The red guy lives in the red house, the green guy lives in the green house, and the blue guy lives in the blue house. Who lives in the white house? The purple guy, he just hasn't painted his house yet.

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What was the first thing the mother did when her baby was born? Weep. The baby was a was a stillborn.

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Knock knock. who's there? Alex. GO AWAY!!!

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A man keeping specific track of time,eagerly waits for a punch line.

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Why couldn't the black man swim He never learned how.

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Why did the dog eat poop?

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? A: Bob.

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What's red and eats tulips? Your face!

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she was deaf and blind and would have been a hazard to herself and others.

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a black kid goes and gets some cereal and spills some flower on him self and he goes to his grandma and says look grandma i`m white and then she slaps him he goes to his grandpa and says look grandpa i`m white and then he slaps him and then he goes to his mom and then says look mom i`m white and then she slaps him then he goes to his dad and then says dad i`ve been white for 20 minutes and i all ready hate yall nigas

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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