- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If you have 5 dollars, and Chuck Norris has 5 dollars, you are both very poor.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is blind and is a women, who are notoriously bad drivers.

Why did the chicken kill himself? Because he was bullied as a child and is now suicidal

What's faster than a Jew running after a penny? A car.

What do you call a politician on fire? A tragic death for the American public..

What do you call a young child being beating to death with a spiked club? Arousing.

What do you call it when someone walks on another person's head? It depends. Face up, fetish. Face down, hate crime.

A dog walks into a saloon and says "I'm lookin' for the man who shot my paw." The patrons are afraid of the talking dog.

Why did Susy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Susy.

Why wasn't the clown funny? He didn't have a face

what did the man with no arms and no legs get for christmas? a new hat

Whats white and looks like a bunny? a rabbit

I share two rooms with my mother.

3 women are eating popsicles, one is biting, one is licking, and one is sucking, which is married? The one with the wedding ring.

Knock Knock Whos There? Boo Boo Who? Boo Radley.

Knock Knock! Who's there? I am.

so there was two ducks in a bathtub. one duck says to the other duck, "hey, can you pass me the soap? the other duck says no.

Why did the girl fall off the swing Because she had no arms

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is black

Doris was putting up Christmas lights when he noticed the bulb's suddenly came on. He was puzzled at first, as he hadn't plugged them in. He climbed down the ladder and found that it was his son, Robby who had plugged the lights in.

knock knock ... no one was in

What do you call it when the sht hits the fan? The sht hits the fan.

Can Geico save save you 50% on your car insurance? Does a former drill sergent make a terrible therapist?

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