- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, Bushes are red, HOLY SHIT MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

What's Worse Than Unripened Fruit? Crippling Depression.

What's a black person's favorite thing to eat? Food.

When life hands you lemons, you should question your sanity

How many people with Alzheimers does it take to change a lightbulb? To get to the other side.

yo' momma's so fat that when she saw a doctor he told her that she was overweight.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He loved working with tourists.

I died shortly after writing this.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because a tree fell on her. Knock Knock Who's There? Not Sally...

I haven't made a school shooting joke yet, but the day is young Just like those kids that got shot

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was crudely stapled to another chicken who insisted on doing so.

Roses are grey Violets are grey Everything is grey I am a dog

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite.

If a tree falls on a woman and there's no one around to hear her scream why did a tree fall in the kitchen?

Roses are red, white, pink, and many other colors. Violets similarly display many color variations due to generations of ardent florists.

why did the onion fall out of the bag? ...there was a hole in the bag so the onion fell out

Why did the chicken kill himself? Because he was bullied as a child and is now suicidal

If you have 5 dollars, and Chuck Norris has 5 dollars, you are both very poor.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is blind and is a women, who are notoriously bad drivers.

Fun fact: If you took the skin of an average person and laid it flat you would have enough to get a pretty serious criminal conviction, amirite?

Your mother was a hamster, And your father smelt of ElderBerries!

What do you call a young child being beating to death with a spiked club? Arousing.

What do you call a politician on fire? A tragic death for the American public..

What's faster than a Jew running after a penny? A car.

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