I THINK I SEE BIGFOOT O is yo mom!! -____-

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and mop. In turns out the bartender was a paranoid schizophrenic and was hallucinating.

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Q )Why did the black man shoot the white man? A )The black man had been walking home from his weekly gospel service at the local church when suddenly the criminal had stopped him in his tracks. In a desperate attempt to save himself he seized the gun from the white man and shot him in the leg in order to defend himself. He survived.

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What's Tammie short for? Diabetes claimed both her legs.

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Why did he have to die so young? It just isn't fair... In all considerations, the bullet didn't ask to become embedded in his skull either.

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What's retarded and comes from Hulsberg? Roy Knubben

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I'd feel bad for some skinny guy who lived in a very obese family and only got hand me downs.

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Your mama is so fat that when she farted she called it global warming

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What's poor and lives in Newry city council dump? Smelly mcD

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Whats black and white, and red all over? A Zebra being slaughtered.

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As friend of mine recently told me that he knew my deepest darkest secret. When I asked him what it was, he said that I was too emotionally unstable, and that I would never be ready to settle down. I killed him.

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Uhh, yeah, some of it, I mean people never looked me in the eyes on the buss really, I dunno,if you think I am pretty maybe it is just your opinion or something, but thanks, you are hones and its nice. Never been out drinking, I am you know, kinda nerdy, I just prefer hanging out with friends at home.

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There is a dead guy on the road lying in a puddle of blood with a gunshot wound on his head. What happened? He died

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Certainly not Sally

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What does a witch put food in? A lunchbox

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if youre reading this its probably because youre on anti-joke.com

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Q: What do racists call a disgusting filthy monkey that savagely jumps around in the jungle and steals white chicks? A: The same as the rest, Donkey Kong.

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What is faster than a black man with a stereo? A car

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I really did not understand the chapter. Is there anyway I can meet with you at a later time to discuss what I did wrong?

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What's worse than dying? Dying poor.

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You`re honor, he fell off the staircase, I demand that staircase ends up in jail! Case closed.

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Why did the black student fail his math test? Because he was severely traumatized by the school shooting that had occurred during the test. He was later relieved to hear that the teacher did not count the test, because the legal paperwork surrounding the death of 12 students was somewhat overwhelming.

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What did Charlie Sheen say to Rebecca Black? If you care about the punchline I hate you.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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