Knock Knock Come in. Thanks.

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A panda walks into a bar... Psht. Panda in a bar, that's impossible.

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You know what's better than a taco? A better taco.

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What did the compliemantry peanuts say to the man? "Nice tie."

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knock, knock... no one replies and it becomes obvious that no one is in the house.

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What's brown and sticky? The british econonic system from 2 May 1997 to 27 June 2007.

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i dont like attention whores lol

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Why was the man sitting down? He was recently paralyzed in a car accident.

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A man walks into a bar and says "I'd like a beer."

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why did the frog cry? Because he didn't get a message

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your momma so dumb she put a battery up her but and said i got the power!!!

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Q: A Jew lost a penny, a nickel, and a dime. If he found the nickel and the dime, what didn't he find? A: The Mesiah

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Pete and repeat were on a boat. Repeat fell off, who was left?

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From the makers of Call of Duty 1, comes Call of Duty 2.

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what did the shark do when he died.....

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Whats worse than sour milk? 911. Whats worse than 911? drinking sout milk!

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What is the worst part about being a blonde? Random green painted strangers throw forks at you claiming it will confuse you, because they got it off of an anti joke website!

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Why did the blond couldn't put a piece of meat into her mouth? Because she was vegetarian.

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Why was the Indian at the casino? He had a gambling addiction.

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what do you call a homeless man? poor.

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WHAT????

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A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and mop. In turns out the bartender was a paranoid schizophrenic and was hallucinating.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Q )Why did the black man shoot the white man? A )The black man had been walking home from his weekly gospel service at the local church when suddenly the criminal had stopped him in his tracks. In a desperate attempt to save himself he seized the gun from the white man and shot him in the leg in order to defend himself. He survived.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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