Why did the boy get hit by the bus? He didn't check both sides before crossing

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Roses are blue Violets are red Crap, I already messed up the joke.

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Q: A boy went to 7-11 and bought Coke instead of 7up. Why? A: I don't know

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What do you call a fish that isn't moving? Dead.

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Ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass...! I said "ass" a lot, sorry for the language

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead why did the dog fall out of the tree? because it was attached to the monkey

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What do you call a group of jews hiding in an attic? Well, this sounds very similar to the events during World War II in which Anne Frank and various jewish refugees hid from the Nazis.

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what is Justin Bieber+ One Less Lonely girl.... A BABY

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What is the difference between a boyscout and a Jew? Boys outs come home from camp.

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There is a bomb. It blows up and kills 26 people.

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Roses are brown, Violets are brown, who shat in my garden

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Take off your shoes.

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What did the carrot say when it was thrown out of an airplane? Nothing. It's a carrot.

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A man walked into a bar because he worked there.

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Why is Santa fat? Because the apples are red.

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Why couldn't little Johnny play sports like the rest of the kids? He was diagnosed with polio at the age of 3 and has limited use of his legs.

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A Cow Walk's Into A Bar And Say's Drink Please The Bartender Is Then Sent To A Mental Hospital For Talking To A Cow.

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A little boy running with scissors he trips and falls and dies

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what did the white singer say to the black rapper? I would like to do a song with you seeing as how we have 2 separate audience types i believe this would prove the song to be successful

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I just farted, and now I have to Chit!

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vaginas

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What swims in the ocean? Fish

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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