Suzie hates cancer, Her granny got killed by a driver that suffered from it

Roses are red, tires are black, why is your chest as flat as your back!

What's long, black, and sticky? Licorice.

Chuck Norris didn't count to infinite twice. He can't even do it once.

Hello? Hi. Who is this? Yo mom. Your not my mom. Im the Irish man that did your mom.

There's three sisters: a blonde, a brunette and a redhead. They know she's not they're real mom.

Get in the car.

Are you from Tennessee? Because you accent is really not hiding it

-Wanna hear a joke? -Not really -Oh

What is Jetlag? When your computer is running too many applications in the background while you're trying to play a game of Jetman so it starts lagging.

Why did the donkey fall over Because it had A diabetic foot infection and had to have a non traumatic amputation of the lower hind leg.

Where do pimps go when they retire? Idaho.

I had a date. She was a pegasister. Since MLP was magical, I disappeared.

Theres a man with 2 eyes.

why did hellen keller kiss a girl? another blind date

Your mom is so hairy that she must not feel comfortable in her everyday life.

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when the elephants were coming? Here come the elephants! What did Jane say when the elephants were coming? Here come the plums! (She was color blind.)

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A man walks into a bar. I forgot the rest of the story but the punchline goes something something something something your mom is wwhore.

Aodhan peanut head Hearty

What do blacks and the night have in common? Their both worse than when it's light

girl: why do you love me? boy: i don't.

Whats Yellow and has arms. A lemon i lied about the arms.

What is big, white and hairy A refrigerator, I lied about the hair

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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