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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two black men are sitting next to each other on a bench when a woman walks by. The first man says "Damn, that's a nice pair of tits!". The second man said "Yes, she does posses a supple and voluptuous bosom." The cat that was sitting underneath the bench then began cleaning himself.

What the small boy with no arms or legs get fro christmas???? cancer

Why is Jesus not real? Because Chuck Norris is still alive.

What did the Bishop say to the pebble? Wash my car

A black guy and a mexican guy are in a car, Who's driving. A policeman.

Yo mamas so tan she might get skin cancer

How do you kill a ninja? Shoot it.

KASEEM IS CRAP AT GEARS OF WAR THIS IS NOT A JOKE ITS TRUE (FACT) PLAYSTATION IS BETTER THEN XBOX (BIGGEST JOKE EVER) IV HAD BOTH, SO SHUT UP PS3 BOYS AKA GIRLS

A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if he could see her license. She replied in a huff, "I wish you guys could get your act together. Just yesterday you take away my license and then today you expect me to show it to you."

Why did the blonde laugh at the funeral? She suffers from autism, and doesn't understand when it isn't appropriate to laugh. The mourners at the funeral, understanding this problem, ignored her and carried on with the service.

what's the difference between a dog and a sheep? one's a dog and the other isn't.

What's black and white and red all over? A mime lying in a pool of blood.

what happens when u mix a car, a blimp and a plane? I don't know.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a registered sex offender.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple-sized tumor in your colon

what is the difference between a banana and an orange? bread.

Its December 21, 2012. You are still alive.

Why did the gay man die? He had AIDS

How many elephants can you fit in a car? depends how big the car is!

What did the duck say to the flag? NOTHING DUCKS CANT SPEAK or flags

Why cant you see black people when you are playing hide and seek? Because they are in a very good hiding spot

What's the difference between a Justin Beiber concert and a hedgehog? With a hedgehog, the pricks are on the outside, but in a Justin Beiber concert, the pricks are on the inside.

jay hefti is so cool and alex askew is hot

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