girl: why do you love me? boy: i don't.

Whats Yellow and has arms. A lemon i lied about the arms.

What do blacks and the night have in common? Their both worse than when it's light

What did the deaf, dumb, blind, black kid get for Christmas? Modern Warfare 3.

What is big, white and hairy A refrigerator, I lied about the hair

What is worse than the holocaust? 2 holocausts

What is 4 letters and made out of wood? Wood.

What is the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Your momma's so fat: she now considers her body to be a metaphor for post-industrial excess.

why did the asain hate his life he didn't he was living a good life with large amounts of money with a very hot wife

How do you confuse Helen Keller? You don't. She's dead.

Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? Jews are people

What goes good with coca cola? Thirst

what did the wall say to the floor? nothing interior structure supports do not talk

guys stop with the jewish jokes anne frainkly its getting old

What do you call a feline attempting surgery? A catastrophe, because they aren't very good surgeons.

What do you call a black guy driving a Mercedes through New York? A U.S. Citizen

Whats the difference between a Black man and a White man Skin color and possibly many other things because that is reasonable and normal.

How many black people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, you racist.

How do you escape prison? Kill everyone in it hen once you have escaped find their families and viciously murder them. Are they going the send you back to prison? No because you will kill everyone.

What did Jesus say last before being nailed to the cross? I don't know, It never happened. ...Why did he say that? He didn't, it's not real.

-_- i like trains ... -_-

What do you get when you cross an intersection? Possibly a lower leg contussion, ACL tear, breaks in 4 different sections of your arm and lots of brain swelling if you are hit by a car.

Why did the irishman go to the bar? because he was a designated driver and was picking up his friend.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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