- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats Yellow and has arms. A lemon i lied about the arms.

What did the deaf, dumb, blind, black kid get for Christmas? Modern Warfare 3.

What do blacks and the night have in common? Their both worse than when it's light

What is worse than the holocaust? 2 holocausts

What is big, white and hairy A refrigerator, I lied about the hair

girl: why do you love me? boy: i don't.

What's big, black and hard to swallow? A bowling ball.

Jerry Sandusky prefers twenty eight year olds. 20 eight year olds.

why did justin fuck alice and maliyah to have fun

What did the hobo say while giving birth? bob come over here and hold my third leg for me??

How many black people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, you racist.

What did Obama say to Hilary? Will you be my secretary of state?

What happens when you feed a Mini-horse a Happy Meal? If it doesn't die choking on the plastic toy included in the meal, It will most likely develop a terminal case of horse diabetes and suffer through a slow painful dying process.

Why couldn't the cat drink his milk? Because he didn't have a face

one day four teenage boys started doing drugs. They jumped off a cliff and died.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

-_- i like trains ... -_-

What do you get when you cross an intersection? Possibly a lower leg contussion, ACL tear, breaks in 4 different sections of your arm and lots of brain swelling if you are hit by a car.

Why did the irishman go to the bar? because he was a designated driver and was picking up his friend.

How do you escape prison? Kill everyone in it hen once you have escaped find their families and viciously murder them. Are they going the send you back to prison? No because you will kill everyone.

What did Jesus say last before being nailed to the cross? I don't know, It never happened. ...Why did he say that? He didn't, it's not real.

Why doesn't little billy eat his vegetables at the dinner table... Because billy has bin dead for 3 years

what do you call a group of people who are systematiclly ruining a once well run family football club? steve kean , the venkys, and there advisors

Knock Knock Who's there? Nobody cause your a loser.

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