A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervour father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happyness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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Why did the blonde walk into the wall? I lied it was nathaniel nugnes

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Why are you angry dude? I can't see my forehead

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How many guys does it take to change a light bulb? Probably just one.

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Which came first, the chicken , the egg, the chick, the dinosaur, or the fried chicken nuggets?

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What did the black man say to the white man? Hi im phill

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There is a middle-eastern man in customs with a turban and a briefcase and he is profiled by his race which is a sad fact of our society.

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Why was Jimmy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his forehead.

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The awkward moment when these anti jokes are NOT funny. at all.

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roses are blood violets are veins vampires are crazy and you are insane

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what do the Holocaust and Jeff Dunham have in common? they're both hilarious

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melon

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Q: Where did little Suzie go during the bombing? A:Everywhere

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Knock, Knock Whos there? Docter Docter who? Yes its me, Craig Who your docter, I have the test results back Im afriad its positive,you've only got a few months left

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What is green and looks like Grass? A painting of grass

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What can fly for only a short period? A jumper.

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A black man walks into a Ku Klux Klan meeting.

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What has feet but cannot walk? What has a beak but cannot peck? What has wings but cannot fly? A dead bird.

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A black guy gets a job...

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Why was the kindergarten teacher crying? a child had just choked to death

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just sit down and dont be a Jew

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Knock Knock Who's There AT&T Guy Mom it's for you

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How much is a pet whale? $1350.99

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How do you catch wet wood on fire? Ask a business owner in Ferguson, MO, to keep it in their store.

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Anti Joke

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