Why is six afraid of seven? Six isn't actually afraid of seven. It is true that seven devoured nine's carcass, but one has to understand that cannibalism is not a taboo in their culture. It is ignorant and offensive to judge the world of cardinal numbers, where protein is precious and leaving corpses to rot is dangerously unsanitary, by the standards of human societies.

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What do people say when a dyslesic person scores a goal in soccer good job that was a nice goal

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A duck walks into a bar and the bartender asks "What'll you have?" and the duck says "Quack". The bartender is then promptly fired and committed to the nearest mental institution for thinking that ducks can talk and order beer.

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An Englishman, and Irishman, and a Scottsman walk into a bar and the bartender says, "Is this some kind of a joke?"

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? 27

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why did susie fall off the swing? she had no arms and no legs. knock knock who's there? not susie

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im the real danny hamilton you stupid asshole

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, as I wasn't there, and frankly I wonder why a chicken was anywhere near a road anyway

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What's the difference in a red sports car and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a red sports car in my garage.

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Your mums a penis joke.

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What do you call a dragon with no wings? A komodo dragon

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Billy: hey dave, wanna hear a joke? Dave: what? Billy: oh yeah, you are deaf.

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How did the magician make his assistant disappear? He killed her and then cremated her body

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What's yellow and lays in a tree? Tweety the Whore

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Sarah Palin

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? Names

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how do you get out of a room with no windows or doors? you don't.

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Q:Why did suzie fall off the swing A:She had no arms

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Knock Knock. Whose there? ..............

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? Dead Babies

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Q. what does a metal slinkey and a retarded person have in common? A. you will smile watching one fall down the steps

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How many dead babies can you fit in a mini? It is variable according to the size of each baby.

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What do you call a baby with no future? A baby dying at birth.

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What did Mr. Pazdzioch and Mr. Hahn and Mr. Fishers big ass do for fun? Ate Mr. Kilgores shit at shin-go-beek jamboree.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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