Why did the student fail his test? Because he has AIDS

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what did the horse say after the man told him to have a good day? nothing, horses dont talk.(:

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Roses are Black Violets are Black I am color blind.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures. The problem with this anti-joke is that the facts are not correct, pizza was originally invented and China; however,it looked quite different then what might be considered pizza by our standards, when pizza was brought to Italy it was improved to make what we now consider pizza in modern times. While some people may consider pizza an Italian food, this would be failing to give credit to the Chinese who invented it.

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What did the serial killer eat for breakfast? You.

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Two cannibals were eating a clown. Good.

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-What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew -The pizza doesn't experience many years of hardship and social belittlement at the hands of a dictator in need of a scapegoat to support radical ideas.

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Remember when they called online casino`s betting sport? Anti Joke potential detected. I used to play soccer and box back then, but I guess I was still not "sporty" enough for betting sports... And as thus I afforded my lawyer education. Moral: Now that you know my education, do you really think id ever type real morals here? Mwahahahaha!

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slaughter the mussies #EDL

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knock knock. who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

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You know what's funny? Lot's of things.

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today a nazi canadian killed himself the world is now a better place

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So I was sitting in the doctor's when I noticed a guy sitting about two seats down, wearing a sombrero and pouring salt over himself. Then I found out I had cancer and promptly lost all interest in him.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems Nice tits

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? Anywhere from 2-8, depending on the size of the vehicle.

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A tiger walks into a bar, the patrons ran out terrified.

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roses are red violets are blue i am muslim

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What's worse than an explosion? A nuclear explosion.

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A man goes to a doctor and says , "My arm hurts in 3 places." the doctor says, "Dont go to those places.

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What happens when you cross a dog and a cat? Something.

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Why do white people go to black people's yard sales? Because they know they sale good quality stuff -Travis

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Why did the black guy hit his head while walking through a doorway? Because he was tall.

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Why did the kid fall off the swing? He had no legs.

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A man walks into a bar. He is genetically predisposed to alcoholism, and it's destroying his family.

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