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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's a Jew's favorite food? You would have to ask on an individual basis because it is unfair to say that all Jew's have the same favorite food

Q: What's Black and White and Red All Over? A: This is a logical fallacy. If something is "Red All Over," it is implied that no other color can be showing. Thus, whatever innate Black and/or Whiteness was formerly attributed to said object will now have been inherently obfuscated by its Redness.

That's why her hair is so big, she teases it and uses a lot of expensive products.

Three men are travelling in a hot-air balloon, but it starts to go down over an uninhabitable desert. One of the men must sacrifice himself to save the other two by jumping overboard to reduce the weight in the balloon. Nobody is brave enough to volunteer, and they all die painful deaths.

What's that in the road.... a-head?

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

what do you call gingers ugly.

Why did the yeti make an omlette? To practise making omlettes.

yo mama's so fat, she wears a big belt

why did the girl cross the road? to commit suicide

when chuck norris plays call of duty, his only perk is ghost pro.

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Why did the vampire die? He had AIDS.

What do you call a bear with no fur? A taco.

Why did the chicken cross the street? Because it followed the trail of bird feed strewn across it.

amy mcguire is soo amazing! i love her

What's Terry short for? He's missing a leg.

a man walks into a bar. he orders a single drink, enjoys it, and drives home feeling a bit tipsy, but he was still able to operate his vehicle without an accident or a criminal charge.

Why is the post under me so funny? Because the boy won't be able to play the x box!

Youre in your car, and you stop at a light you see a home less person holding a sign that says "Home less and hungry, anything helps." You ask if they want a box of cereal, "No thanks." They replied, you ask why not? "Well, I really just want to go to the movies."

If you don't get this joke, you're gay.

What did the blind lady say to her cat? Nothing she doesn't have a cat.

why did the the chicken cross the road? because some sad,board people wanted to make a joke

What does the rubbish do when it is depressed? It breaks down.

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