Why didn't the caterpillar turn into a butterfly? Because it was a cheeto

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

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wots brown and smells like shite shite

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what do you call an astrounaut in space? an astrounaut you racist bastard

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After thinking hard for a very long time, the pig realized he was a fat, worthless piece of shit.

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Where did the homeless man sleep? A rather nice hotel with fluffy pilloes

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Whats Big, black, and in your moms underwesar? A snake that escaped from a pet store which is causing a lot of commotion in the local community. Meanwhile your mom is getting drilled by a big psycho who escaped the mental institution. JMM

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Knock, Knock Why did you just say knock knock?

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What do you call a smart blond? A golden retriever!

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Why does the party start when Kesha walks in? Well, it's Kesha's party and it would be rude to be in her house having a party when she wasn't there.

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A man walked into a bar. Ow!

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a registered sex offender.

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how do you fit 100 babies in a bowl? with a blender. how do you get them back out of the bowl? with tortila chips.

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What's green and has wheels? The Holocaust. I lied about the green and the wheels.

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Two elks were out flying one day. One of the elks turned to the other one and said: - You have a cinnemon bun in your eye. - What? - You have a cinnamon bun in your eye! - WHAT? - YOU HAVE A CINNAMON BUN IN YOUR EYE!!! - I CAN'T HEAR YOU, I HAVE A CINNAMON BUN IN MY EYE!

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What's worse than having the name Riley Bathurst? being shot in the head by a black guy.

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What's worse than not receiving presents on Christmas Day? Being forced to consume your own flesh

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What do you call an indian driving a plane? A pilot.

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How to make Ramen like a boss Step 1: get a promotion

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Whats In My Trash? Bears

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What do Connecticut school kids get at Christmas? Shot.

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what's worse than getting beaten by police? Getting beaten by Russian police

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whats better than a car. gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

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Why does Santa Clause not have children? Because he only "comes" once a year

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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