- I'm in my mum's car, broom broom. - Get out me car. - Aw.

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What do you call a man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk? A man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It's coop was faulty and thus it escaped.

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i dont like chris

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What happens when a black man spills all of his grape soda? He cleans it up and recycles the empty can

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Yo momma so fat, she has hypertension, diabetes, and a higher risk of heart disease.

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? Polite say "Hey you, get out of that tree."

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A guy asked his Girlfriend to marry him. She said Hey! a Dump Truck! and the mental Boyfriend forgot all about the Proposal and was amazed by the Dump Truck.

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I once had my heart broken by my first true love. I then died, she was convicted of murder and my family grieved over my death.

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Why was the man called Big Larry? His name was Larry and he was morbidly obese.

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Q. What did Nelson say to his men before they boarded ship? A. "Board ship men"

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how many jews can you fit in a buick? six if you squeeze 4 in the back

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What's fourteen inches long and purple and can make a woman scream all night? crib death

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Chad Wolbert is retarded.

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Joe Paterno walks into a police station.

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Knock knock Come in

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As little Timmy crossed the finish line his heart raced with excitement he had just won the big race. Later he and his family went home to celebrate they had pizza and chips and soft drinks. Then they played scrabble and watched spiderman 2. After that Timmy went to sleep. When his parents found him that morning they mourned and mourned because their hero little Timmy was still asleep.

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whats the best thing about polio...death

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Why did the clown fall off the swing? He got shot.

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What happened when the white man saw a black man running with a purse? He called the police. The police proceeded to chase the black man down tackling him into a dumpster, causing permanent spinal damage. Upon investigation into the situation, the black man was deaf and he was bringing the purse, which contained an epi-pen, to his dying wife a block away. The police officers involved were fired and sued by the family, ruining their lives. Months later they both committed suicide.

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Women's rights

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Wanna hear a joke? Justin bieber

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Why is six afraid of seven? Six isn't actually afraid of seven. It is true that seven devoured nine's carcass, but one has to understand that cannibalism is not a taboo in their culture. It is ignorant and offensive to judge the world of cardinal numbers, where protein is precious and leaving corpses to rot is dangerously unsanitary, by the standards of human societies.

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What do people say when a dyslesic person scores a goal in soccer good job that was a nice goal

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