- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the judge say to the midget when he sent him to jail ? Stop beating your wife

- What has 2 legs and is bleeding ? - A dog cut in two.

What's worse than genital warts? Herpes. You can get rid of warts

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate black people, and mexicans too.

Mary had a big white van, a big white van, a big white van, Mary had a big white van, where did my friend go? (sing the song)

Roses are red. My name is dave. This poem makes no sense. Microwave.

your brother so fine that hes skinney

What's big and red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater!

So there are two kids in bumper cars at the local fair. A nuke was set off underground and most of the metropolitan was annihilated.

Does your face hurt? Because if it does, you might want to see a doctor.

Look how far I can kick this bucket

What did rosa parks get for christmas? -Racism

What happens when you throw a green stone into the red sea? It gets wet.

Why did the plane crash? Why? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why couldn't the Canadian taste the maple syrup? Because someone cut off his tongue. -BLLJ

-_- i like trains ... -_-

Scenario: Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub The first one says, "Hey, can you pass the radio please" And the second one replies, "Sorry, my cousins are made of soap."

How many Jews does it take to fix a light bulb? Four, one to take the light bulb out, one to put a new in, one to hold the ladder, and one to hold the guy holding the ladder

- Are you thinking what I'm thinking B1? - No.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

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Whats Black and White and Red all over? A white boy who just got jumped, with sever bruises left lying in a pool of his own blood.

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "God" "Then come right in!"

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