- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the kid with no arms get for christmas? No one knows he hasn't been able to open his presents yet.

What is black and white and red all over? a nun that got raped.

ring ring young man: dad? mom's dead? woman: i think you dialed the wrong number young man: .......oh im sorry, you're absolutely right, silly me! woman: don't worry about it. young man: (chuckles) click

Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

Q:what do you call a black man in a wheel chair? A: a war veteran who accidentally stepped on a land mine while trying to protect his country.

Your mom.

How do you make a girl wet? Throw her in the pool

what do you call a group of people who are systematiclly ruining a once well run family football club? steve kean , the venkys, and there advisors

Have you seen Stevie Wonders house? yea, neither has he.

What did OJ Simpson say to the blonde? "Don't worry, I'm not going to murder you"

How old are you? 20

varför skriver jag på svenska jag vet inte

What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A pilot, you racist.

What's worse than five babies in one trash can? One baby in five trash cans.

What did Jesus REAREAREAREVENAGNCEREALLY SAY when he was walkin on da waterz? And I bless this object which shalth now be known as the surfboard, Amen. Seriously, im a Christian, that sounds kinda cute in a weird way... Like aww, thats why he walked on water, not because of terrifying super powers.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the road was clear of oncoming traffic.

A man walks into a bar. After several hours of drinking and loud unintellegable outbursts to those around him, the man wonders off to a nearby bus stop and relieves himself. He is now a registered sex offender.

Why did the chicken cross the road... He wanted to get away from all those jerks who kept asking him why he made the decisions that he did. he later committed suicide...

How are trees and friends alike? They are both subject to fall when struck with an axe.

Your mom is so fat that she has to wear large clothing.

the old man fell down the stairs and broke his leg, he then went to the hospital and got a cast. later that day he went home and ate soup

Yo mamas so fat.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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