Are you from Tennesse because my uncle grew up there and I was wondering if you knew him.

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What did the famed say when he lost his tractor I lost my tractor!!!!

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Why was Six afraid of Seven. Seven was in a horrible car accident recently and became very disfigured. He didn't tell Six, so the initial shock of seeing him for the first time was quite jarring for Six. Seven has had multiple surgeries since and, once the swelling recedes, he should look much better. It will still hurt for him to chew though.

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A man walked into a bar. He sustained a mild concussion and a brusied pelvis

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What was the pirate's favorite letter W

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I am a n1gger.

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What did the man say to his brother? Nothing, because he just died in a tragic car crash.

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Is this the krusty krab? NO! THIS IS red lobster, how many i help you?

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Q: What is 2 + 2? A: Beastiality

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand. He orders a lemonade and leaves promptly

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What happens when a rabbit is late for a very important date? Nothing, rabbits have no logical way to keep track of time.

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Knock, knock. *answers door*

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what is yellow and cant swim? a bull doser what has 4 wheels and is green? grass, i lied about the wheels what is worse than finding a worm in ur apple? having cancer

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A baby walks into a bar, I find that very unlikely as very few baby's can actually walk.

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Why was the man reading various news articles on the Internet at 2:21 in the morning? Because at that time he could not sleep. Which meant he tried to find something else to fill his time up with.

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Have you ever listened to the smell of the color 9? It tastes like freedom!

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The original joke: "WATCH OUT FOR THAT HOLE!" "WHAT HOLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!" The anti joke, aka realistic edition: "WATCH OUT FOR THAT HOLE!" "WHAT YAAAAAAAAAAAARGHHHHHHHHH!" The ballon edition: Original: "Balloon! Watch out for that Cactus!" "What Cactussssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss..." (leaking air you slowmo) The anti-joke aka realistic version: "Balloon watch out for that pointy soda!" "What soda *pop*" Moral: None of these where the least realistic!

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Breast cancer.

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what do you get when you cross do you get when you cross a banana and a monkey? one happy monkey

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How do you escape prison? Kill everyone in it hen once you have escaped find their families and viciously murder them. Are they going the send you back to prison? No because you will kill everyone.

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Obama: And then I said there would be a change. (hahahahahaha)

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why are you adopted? cause no one loved you.

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Whats Black and White all Over? Ask Your Mother

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YOU AINT GOT NO PANCAKE MIX the preacher then bitchslaps the black man

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