Q: Who lives in a pinaple under the sea? A: Garry

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I saw a poor man named rich

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Can you answer one question for me? Yes Thank you

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yo mama is so fat she is 1 candy bar away from dieing

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You wanna hear a joke about my penis Nevermind, it would be inappropriate of me to say such a thing.

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What did the man with cancer do? Die

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why is john so fat years of over eating

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why did the homeless man buy a mansion? he didn't. i lied. he would need a job to be able to buy a mansion.

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what do you call a tall skiny kid with a very big ego autistic.........colby schluter.

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yo momma so fat i abuse my wife

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Who's black, white and Asian at the same time? A panda.

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What is the meaning of Life, the Universe, and Everything in it? I'm not sure at rhe moment, but it will take aproximately seven and a half million years of thinking for me to find out.

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Your mama's so fat.

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Q.What do you call a black man flying a plane? A. A black pilot you racist bastard

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What's worse than a Wasp at a picnic? Two wasps at a picnic. What's worse than two wasps at a picnic? A serial rapist. What's worse that a serial rapist? Three wasps at a picnic.

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Grab your Taco, you've pulled a dyslexic Mexican

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What has feet but cannot walk? What has a beak but cannot peck? What has wings but cannot fly? A dead bird.

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Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?". The operator says "Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then the man said "he has a pulse". The operator then calmly stated "we are sending a helicopter to air lift him out of there as we speak". The man got helicoptered to the nearest ER, and the doctors did their best to save him. He ended up having to go on life support for three years until his family members finally decided to pull the plug. The medical insurance didn't cover life support and the family went broke because of it.

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josh roberts goes to church to take advantage of religiously confused young boys

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's

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- Knock knock - Excuse me, I don't have time, my house is on fire ! - We're the firemen.

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I AM SOFA KING WE TOD HEAD - AV

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...IIITS... :) SMILEY :( AND MADDY THE HORSEHEAD SHOW ITS :) SMILEY :( AND MADDY THE HORSEHEAD SHOW! :) YAY! :(SHADDAP YUUU! Episode one... The waiting for the wait!

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What do you call 200 black people dead in the ocean? It's a start.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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