What did the the boy get from his grandma for Christmas. Nothing. she died a week ago.

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How does a girl with no arms swing on the swing? She doesn't, she has no arms.

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Shit Happens....or sometimes it doesn't! As the person is taken to the hospital with severe constipation.

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Have you ever heard about the black man who got shot my a goat? Neither did I.

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What do you call a black person with white legs ? Ashy

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What did the Zen Buddhist say in the hamburger store? He said, "Make me one with everything."

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How do you make your children nice? You dont have any.

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Q: what do you call a muslim driving a plane? I don't know A: 9/11

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Three people walk into a bar. Eight people follow them. They all go back to Bob's house, except Anna, Jimmy, and Joe. TImes the amount of people going to Bob's house by four. Thats how many people get arrested at the end of the night. How many people aren't arrested? Do you even know why you read this? Get a life and go to an actual bar, a party and get arrested.

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What do you call a tall midget? Well tall is a relative term so a midget may be considered tall compared to something or someone shorter. Say if a midget was compared to a baby he/she would be considered tall, considering the baby's small height. However midgets are looked at short by most people who are taller than them because of their physical problem that they can do nothing about.

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why was the pen lonely? because it didn't have a pen pall

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

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Why did the fat guy survive the plain crash He didn't he died like everyone else

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Why was the boy wearing pyjamas? It was his bed time.

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What do you do when you see a black child riding a bike? Think to yourself, "Wow you just don't see many kids riding bikes anymore because there too busy playing video games in their basement."

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Knock, Knock Who's there? The IRS, you're being audited.

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What are pirate movies rated ? P.g 13 for violence and coarse language.

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Today is May 18 2016.

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I had a great joke to tell you. I didn't want people stealing my ideas so I didn't write it. Haha

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Why did the gay man die? He had AIDS

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Q. You are driving a car. In front of you there is a camion driving at your same speed. Behind you there is a helicopter flying at your same speed at the ground level. On your left there is an ambulance driving at your same speed and on your right there is a ravine. How do you get out from this horrible situation? A. Get off the carousel.

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An early Jewish man walks into a bar where a number of stormtroopers have gathered for drinks and is taken into custody and then transported by railcar to a camp where he and other persecuted minorities are deliberately imprisoned in a relatively small space with inadequate facilities where they await their eventual mass execution.

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What did the Lightning Bolt say to the Thunder Cloud? WATTSup?

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How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? Enough to end the lives of two male individuals and paralyze the the third male individual from the hip down.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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