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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they've may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

Whats worse than your shoe being untied? 911

From the makers of Call of Duty 1, comes Call of Duty 2.

When life gives you lemons, you realise that life isn't a physical object and therefore you have problems. Have a nice day.

What did one paper bill say to the other? Did you hear about one of us getting replaced by a woman? It's like Bruce to Caitlyn!

What did Batman get for Christmas. Nothing his parents are dead.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? -a black man that left his family

What's brown and sticky? Vomit.

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Knock Knock trick or treats? here is the candies, have fun kids!

If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests? A question and answering session of information used to test knowledge of a specific idea or person.

Whats the difference between a red cup and a blue cup. Ones red and the other is blue.

Why did Jesus and his friends get crucified? So they could sing: "Always look at the bright side of life" Moral: Monty Python?

Why did the world not end in 2012? Because the Mayans were drunks.

roses are head mydick is blue i live in somolia and i killed all the jews

This is my first joke don't ????mine. You did didn't you.

How do you cripple a fireman? You push him down the stairs.

your momma so dumb she put a battery up her but and said i got the power!!!

how do you make a plumber cry? you kill his family

Have you seen Elton johns pet dog? Neither he's he.

Three men are travelling in a hot-air balloon, but it starts to go down over an uninhabitable desert. One of the men must sacrifice himself to save the other two by jumping overboard to reduce the weight in the balloon. Nobody is brave enough to volunteer, and they all die painful deaths.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Becuase as a chicken its intulect this very low so walking in the middle of the street was it's 1st instest. Ther'for it crossed the road and made it to the other side safe. Now please don't ask me a stupid question like that again.

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