- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How are trees and friends alike? They are both subject to fall when struck with an axe.

Why did the chicken cross the road... He wanted to get away from all those jerks who kept asking him why he made the decisions that he did. he later committed suicide...

How do you make a girl wet? Throw her in the pool

Your mom.

What did OJ Simpson say to the blonde? "Don't worry, I'm not going to murder you"

How old are you? 20

Q:what do you call a black man in a wheel chair? A: a war veteran who accidentally stepped on a land mine while trying to protect his country.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders house? yea, neither has he.

what do you call a group of people who are systematiclly ruining a once well run family football club? steve kean , the venkys, and there advisors

Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

What's worse than five babies in one trash can? One baby in five trash cans.

varför skriver jag på svenska jag vet inte

What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A pilot, you racist.

What did Jesus REAREAREAREVENAGNCEREALLY SAY when he was walkin on da waterz? And I bless this object which shalth now be known as the surfboard, Amen. Seriously, im a Christian, that sounds kinda cute in a weird way... Like aww, thats why he walked on water, not because of terrifying super powers.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the road was clear of oncoming traffic.

What do you call an Irish man with no legs? Handicapped

If Jimmy has 50 pieces of candy and eats 40 of them, what does he have now? Jimmy has diabetes.

A man walks into a bar. It was a metal bar. He cracked his skull and died in the hospital shorty afterward.

when i start seeing A TON of black people what does that mean? im color blind

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

Why was the boy wearing pyjamas? It was his bed time.

What did the the boy get from his grandma for Christmas. Nothing. she died a week ago.

What has two legs and is covered in red. Half a dog.

Your mom is so fat that she has to wear large clothing.

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