.......ah shit i forgotten the joke

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A little boy and a pedafile are walking through the forest at night. The little boy says "I'm scared." The pedafile says "You're scared? I have to walk home alone."

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KNOCK KNOCK who's there? hello is anybody there? hello?....... .....the number your trying to reach has been removed please hang up the door knob and put the squirrel back in the lawnmower were it belongs.

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Why did the black man have to stand in the bus? All of the other seats were taken.

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Who's there? Knock Knock.

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Why wouldn't you want OJ Simpson babysitting your kids? Why? He's in jail and he wouldn't be available when you needed him

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Q:If an apple and an orange had a politicial debate, what would it concern? A:Nothing important.

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Jimmy was skipping in the park one day when a young boy stopped him. "Hello there, would you like to be friends? We can go behind the old oak tree and play soccer!" asked the boy. "Ok!" replied Jimmy, and they went off together to play. The so-called 'young boy' was actually a wanted midget rapist. Jimmy was brutally raped and filmed. The film was later uploaded onto the internet where it blew up in a matter of weeks. Jimmy had to move schools 6 times and had to go to counselling every week. He finds it hard making friends and later went on to become a heavy cocaine addict.

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Q: Why cant dinosaurs talk A: Because they are dead.

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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What do a blond and a jar of marmalade have in common? Nothing, they are completely different.

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once upon a time there was a boy

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Why was Michael Jackson seen shopping at Kmart? Because he heard little boys pants were 50% off the original price.

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Why is Keven's name spelled with an E Because his parents are black.

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What happened to the clown that touched the kid? The clown got honked up

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If an ear could talk what would it say? Probably nothing because it doesn't have a tongue...

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An alcoholic walks into a bar.... I forgot the rest of the joke but your mother is a whore.

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How do you kill a retard You give em a kinfe and ask who's special

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How do you get rid of door knocker? You run at them with a chainsaw.

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Do you want to French kiss? What are you, racist

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why did ryan go to bed? because he is a growing boy and need it to keep in line for his study's i lied about him sleeping hes dead he was abducted

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What did Obama get at the bar? A shot... In the head.

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Get out of the way everybody, a group of elephants are tumbling down the mountain!

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What happened when the little girl said Bloody Mary 3 times in the dark? - She got her head smashed in the mirror, all of her intestines were neatly ripped out and was stabbed to death with No.2 mechanical pencils. Then her parents came home from dinner to find their daughter brutally killed in her own room. They notified police, opened a case and gave up after 12 years of searching for her killer. Both parents cried for the amount of years their daughter had been gone and they both decided to kill each other. The father raped the mom while slitting the back of her neck that led to her head being detached. Then the father left his pick up truck running and through his head toward the engine, which didn't really work. So he went back inside and watched Three and A Half Men.

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