- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the kid eat so much ice cream? Because he wanted to eat ice cream.

What happened to the boy who spilled his fruit punch on the president? He was offered a new one compliments of Obama himself.

When is a tree not a tree? When it's a rock.

Two gays walk into a bar, they are then kicked out by the homophobic owner.

Hey, I just met you And this is crazy I have alzheimer's Bacon

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a dick just for you

Why aren't there alligators in a bookstore? Because alligators would pose a danger to customers.

What happened to Johnny when he fell of his bike? He had a seizure, went into a coma, and forced his parents to take him off life support. Happy birthday Johnny.

Tell me a joke Tell me a joke! TELL ME A JOKE!!! ...Womens Rights

Whats the worst part of Chemotharapy? The Cancer.

Why does Santa wear sleigh bells? Because he's got leprosy.

My tractor broke down.

What does the color 9 smell like? Purple, because aliens don't wear hats

What did the rapist say to the woman? "If you tell anyone I'll kill you!"

Why is Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven is a psychopath, that's why.

Why did the Dentist recommend Oral B? He had been paid by the company and thus legally bound to do so.

AJ enjoyed his trip to Pen Island

Hey i heard you where cool wait that was opposite day ;)

How many dead babies can you fit in a sink? I don't know i forgot to turn the garbage disposal off

How do you make a mimer to speak? Shot him in both knees and cut of he's ear

Three men walk into a bar. Start drinking, fight each other and sustain massive head injuries.

whats worse than school...wait a minute?

What time is it Mr.Wolf? About half 5. Alright, thanks mate. How's the kids? Managing. Yeah. Yeah. Crazy world. Anyway, Got to be going. Yeah yeah. Say hi to the wife for me. Will do. Alright, Bye. See you later.

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