Why are elephants gray? So you don't get them confused with blueberries.

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What's Mary short for? She's got no legs.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, i suck at poetry, show me your tits!

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Kenneth kaniff takes his hat off then he meets cosmic panda with kevin the zebra because chuck norris ate a chili pepper.

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A neutron goes into a bar and asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?" The bartender, millions of times larger than the infinitesimally small subatomic particle, does not hear his question and so does not reply.

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How did the girl die? 25.

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What kinds of children go to heaven dead ones

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Why doesn't Santa Claus give presents to African children? Because Santa Claus isn't real.

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Blonde: I'm sad. Brunette: Why? Blonde: I walked into a bar just to see my boyfriend having a drink with another woman, Brunette: I'm so sorry,

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What did the firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire? -Let's go home

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the middle of a lake? Dead.

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rosses are red voilets are pinkey your mams pussy is really stinky

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What do you call a black man holding a pistol? A black man holding a pistol

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Q: What do you call a grammatically incorrect horse? A: An horse

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why was the little girl crying? because she was molested

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He then proceeds to order a couple drinks, and shortly leaves after drinking them, later ending up in a fatal car accident.

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guys ive got a TANK under my house a septic tank

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how do you kill a blonde? hit her in the back repeatedly with a crowbar

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You know how to torture Hellen Keller? -No. Put a plunger in the toilet.

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? Time to call animal control.

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Q: why was the cow in the middle of the road? A: because it was dead

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What did the hooker say to her employer after 1 hour....you owe my $20

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A horse walks into a bar... The bartender is amazed at the fact that an animal that possesses neither the mental nor the physical abilities to open doors, still managed to enter the bar without breaking anything.

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It wa Jerry's first day of kindergarten He pulled out a .44 magnum and shot himself under the chin where he was instantly dead... Yes, dead

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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