Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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what do you call an ocelot with ebola? an ocelot that might die soon.

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Roses are red violets are blue most poems rhyme but this one doesnt.,

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What did the hungry man do? He ate.

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1912, the titanic sinks, 1913 ww1 starts, 1939, ww2 starts, 1954, the vietnam war starts, 90's, cold war. wow! the 20th century sucked.

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Badgers are cool

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why did the chicken cross the bread? because chicken salad

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what makes the world go round? An axis (just jokin, its COFFEE)

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What did the blonde say to the man when he asked her what time it was? 6:34 pm

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Person 1: Can I write a good anti-joke? Person 2: No. Person 1: Why nut? Person 2: All the gud onez r taken. ;-; tru...

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How do you make your children nice? You dont have any.

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Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall. Humpty Dumpty had a great fall. His death was mourned by his wife and three children who wished he would not have been so reckless.

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What's the difference between a duck? Nothing, they're both the same.

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mc hammers income.

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A baby walks into a bar, I find that very unlikely as very few baby's can actually walk.

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Knock knock Who's there Your son and his vagina.

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Q: Why didn't the boy go to school? A: It was the weekend.

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Wombat monkey juice.

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A man adopts an orphan. He waits till the child is a teenager to tell the news. He then commits suicide as to scar the child emotionally for the rest of its life.

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Yesterday, I was hosting a party, and there were a lot of people crowding around some fruit punch I made all trying to get a glass... Whoops, it appears I forgot the Punch line.

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why did the polar bear bury his face into snow? because he saw the 241543903 post and wanted to join in so he used a portal gun to teleport his head into some guy's freezer.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because people have encroached on it's natural habitat.

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A man walks into a bar, and he says, "ow,".

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Why did the teenager cross the road? To get an abortion.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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