- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the building fall down the terrorists came back

What do you call two black men in bed? Twix

Why did the redneck ask his daughter to get on her knees? His shoe was untied.

What do you call a black person riding a bicycle? A black person riding a bicycle.

Me and my pet lion just took a trip to his homeland of africa. It is also worthwhile to note I'm a chronic liar.

What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

knock knock whos there a boy a boy who ? oh, sorry he just got hit by a train.

What did the person with down syndrome do? He mumbled for a while, chewed on his thumb, fell flat on his face, and died.

Two men are sitting on a park bench discussing the anatomy of goats. Where is Bertha? Teaching the principals of mathematics to blind orphins in Moscow, Russia.

A man walks into a bar what does he say Ouch

What's spongy and smells of treacle? Treacle sponge

This sentence is false.

why couldn't the one armed man juggle because it was snowing outside and his one room flat was to small

so there are two muffins. no wait there are three muffins in an oven. actually it was a toaster oven. and they were covered in butter. uuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhh cheese on toast anyone?

Why did 3 blacks guys start watching the first Star Wars movie on Saturday night? They finished the Back to the Future movies on Friday.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come home from camp.

Why did the wealthy black man shoplift from the convenience store? He is a kleptomaniac.

why wouldnt sally stop spinning? she was trapped in a washing machine

Q: What did the student say to the teacher? A: The answer is four.

What do you call a homeless person with one leg? Rob.

Why did Alex die? He choked on a semi truck

Why does Nathan Rogers never get any pussy? Because goblins have small dicks

What happens when you murder someone? The Government murders you.

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