what is worse than finding a dead worm in an apple? Obama being elected a second time

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What did the homeless man give his friends for Christmas? More AIDS.

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Guess what.. chicken butt

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If there are 3 apples, and you take 2, how many do you have? BLAM! Texas castle law, motherfukker!

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What did one cancer patient say to the other? Nothing, both of them were dead.

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Why did the book disappear?

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person: Knock knock. Me: Who's there? person: A Hipster. Me: False.

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Adam Fantuzzi loves stroking jacobs small penis

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wanna hear a joke? women rights. -ZombieUr

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What did Sally get for Christmas? AIDS

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the WNBA

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there was a tomatoes and it blew up and died. Why did it blow up? The Nazi's needed ketchup for there Jew Burgers

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all muslims get the fuck out of britain you fucks

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A white man walking dpwn the street finds a brief-case with a timer on it. A young muslim man says he dropped it. The white man then asked "What's the timer for"? The young man said, "Nothing really, just helps keep the time." They both went their separate ways.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Well, if the socket were 20 feet in the air, it might take 4 blondes with really good balance. Then again, it might not matter how many blondes there are due to transportation issues. (What if there are no replacement light bulbs in the house, and the nearest store was 10 miles away? It would be ridiculous to expect someone to walk twenty miles to replace a light bulb) In conclusion, I would say that the number of blondes it takes to screw in a light bulb is dependent on the individual situation at hand.

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Why is Cindy crying? She got a branch stuck in her eye which irritated her sensitive cornea so her tear duct produced a tear to help shed the material from her eye.

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Whats the difference between the black man and the white man? The black man was born with more melanin the pigment in there skin, which would concur the black man did have darker skin. Also, the white man had cancer.

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I like my women like I like my coffee, without a dick

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What did the doctor say to the camel with no hump? You're a horse.

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This is a joke

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A man walks into a bar. He is an alcoholic, so to make his activities in the bar into a joke would be disrespectful and inconsiderate.

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Why did the Mexican jump the fence? Because he didn't feel like walking around the house to the side where the gate was to get out of the backyard

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colby doesnt shave

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What's the difference between basketball and an elephant? One's a sport and one's a large African animal.

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