I Used to be an Adventurer like you, Then I retired to achieve the top Anti-Joke.

What's worse than the holocaust? I'm a zebra so what is the holocaust.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A fat man fell on him

Patriarchy.

What are the two biggest jokes in College Football? Auburn and Florida! Roll Tide!

my name is Jacob sartorious

Men, get on the boat.

Holy fuckfarts! I did mention I am at my mothers place right? What am I saying? What am I typing? Marry me now!

Fitzsimmons. We met at your wife's work party.

What did the man with the knife say to the ostrich? Run or I'll stab you!

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What happened when Sally got hit by a truck? WHO CARES CALL 911!!!!

Knock knock Who's There..... Guess who's coming Who's coming Me inside you !

Today is my birthday.... Goodbye cruel world

Patient: Doctor, I've been having a problem, I can't remember anything. Doctor: Do you think you might have amnesia, a common memory problem. Patient: What Problem?

What did the mother get at the grocery store? Food.

A blonde sits down in first class on a flight to Miami. That's because she had a ticket for the seat.

What's black,white, and red all over? Nothing, because if it is completely covered in red then it can only be red.

Why was the kid happy? Because it was his birthday.

A redhead walks into a hairdressing salon and asks to have her hair dyed black due to being a subject of bullying and social rudeness.

Q. What did tthe little kid say when the bully punched him? A. Ow.

Who has fair skin, blonde hair and is African? Stefan.

So what makes you that much adaptable? I get the feeling I should get this by now.

Why did the skeleton stay home from the party He was buried in a coffin underground and, as a matter of fact, wasn't actually invited

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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