- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey I just met you And I am crazy So I will kill you And eat your body

whats red with blue spots and is highly inteligent? an apple. i lied to you and am sorry

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A treadmill... did I mention he was kinda fat?

What's worse than genital warts? Herpes. You can get rid of warts

A mormon walks into a bar. He orders a caffeine free Coke.

A man walks into a bar Then another man shoots him in the head because he has anger issues.

Knock knock. Who's there? Alzheimer. Alzheimer who? Knock knock.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why was the women's basketball player laughed at. The slippery floor caused her to stumble and fall.

Whats the difference between a corvette and a pile of dead babies? One is a specific type of sports car, and the other is a sad destruction of many young lives

What does a bartender say to almost all of his customers? May I please see your I.D.

A Haitian walks into a bar. It collapses.

Why is the little boy so smart? He tries in school and hes asian

how many jews can you fit in a volkenswagen? 2 jews in the front 2 jews in the back 15 jews in the ashtray

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Plenty of things

Three blondes walk into a bar. I prematurely ejaculate.

So a Moose walks into this store, and walks up to the lady bitch, and he goes "Hey, lady bitch, where the potatoes?" So the lady bitch goes "Heheh, their in aisle 5." So the moose goes down aisle 5, and there aint no potatoes.

If a tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it does it make a sound? I don't know... Does the deaf woman locked in my basement?

What did the black person say to the tall man with nice shoes? Nice shoes.

What does a gay horse eat? HEEEEEEYYYYYY!

your moms tits are so big she may have breast cancer she may have breast cancer which takes approximitely 300,000 lives per year

A Black man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder and the bar tender says " thats something weird you got there". The parrot says "yeah i found it on the street".

What did Frieza say to Vegeta after killing his parents? "I killed your parents."

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