Looking for propane accessories? Well look no more!

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Knock Knock? Who's There? Michael Jackson. Michael Jackson who? Shut up and give me ma dam candy women!

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When I was in 4th grade, I was fat. The other kids would take my lunch and spit in all the food, then give it back. Teachers started to wonder why I wasn't eating, and soon began to ask me if I was anorexic. I replied, "do I look anorexic!?" I'm now 6 foot 3 and weigh 56 pounds. *FUN FACT: based on a heartwarming true story.

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What has two legs and is covered in red. Half a dog.

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A man walks into a bar. It was a metal bar. He cracked his skull and died in the hospital shorty afterward.

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A black man, a Jew, and a homosexual are at a bar together. They drink for a few hours, during which time they catch up with each other and share stories, as it has been some time since the three of them have seen each other. After they are done drinking, they call a friend, who comes to pick them up and take them home. What a fine example of drinking responsibly.

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when i start seeing A TON of black people what does that mean? im color blind

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who is the wildest wild one? matt daly

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"Sorry, our servers are being derpy right now. Try to refresh the page, or check out some of our other sites." "Couldn't find the lulz you were looking for. Try to refresh the page, or check out some of our other sites." HORSEHEAD NETWORK... YOU CANT HANDLE THE LULZ! MORAL MAN!

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Shit Happens....or sometimes it doesn't! As the person is taken to the hospital with severe constipation.

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if a fat man in a red suit puts you in a bag at night. its not santa your getting raped

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What do you do if a blonde throws a pin at you? Run, 'cause she's got a grenade in her mouth!

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you know whats funny... nothing.

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--Knock Knock Who's there? --Banana Banana who? --Knock Knock You just said that --Sorry i have Alzheimer's

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When life gives you melons, you're dyslexic.

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How do you make bread out of corpses? You don't. You grow it with bread seeds.

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Q: What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? A: A funeral.

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What does the scouter say about his power level? It's over 9'000!!!!!!!!

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How do you call a black man selling fruits ? Yes, but I'm not sure

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What do giant panda bears eat? giant bamboo

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Why was a group of children being driven away by a black man? Michael was the students bus driver, he was taking them to the zoo.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Sir, your wife has been killed. Please open the door so that we may discuss this matter. The man then opens the door and listens to the tale of how a disgruntled worker opened fire in a grocery store, killing 13 people including his wife. Unable to cope with this and the fact both his parents passed away earlier that year he later hangs himself soon after the police leave.

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Tom and Phill are eating ice cream Tom challenges Phill to a contest to see who can eat their ice cream in one bite Tom finishes his in two bites Phil in one Then he looks like he got a brain freeze Tom notices and says "You idiot: you got brain freeze!" Phill turns around and says "No, I have a brain tumor."

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How many cows does it take to put in a lightbulb? Well, you see, it depends how many cows it takes to put in a lightbulb.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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