- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does Tourettes Syndrome have in common with short term memory loss? I DON'T FREAKING REMEMBER.

What did the 10 year old luekemia patient get for christmas? Dead parents

What does Santa do on Halloween? He gives out candy to the kids who come to his door.

If life gives you lemons ask where they came from.

Can you say the word "toy boat" 10 times fast? No

Why is John gay? Because he enjoys the penis

Q: What's small and can't read? A: A candybar

What do you call a middle-aged man at a preschool? A teacher.

What do you call a guy who died in a stampede? Grandpa.

Whats worse than finding a spider in your shower? Getting repeatedly stabbed in the dick by a rapid chipmunk.

"Did you eat your veggies?" asked the shark, sarcastically.

What did one manicotti say to the other manicotti? I doubt we'll ever know.

Why couldn't the mexican get a job? He was seven.

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a hobo begs and begs for a dollar to buy something. a man finally gives him a dollar. what does the hobo buy? nothing. he walked into 711 and got shot.

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

Miss Jones has 10 apples on her desk. Billy takes half of them away and runs. What does Miss Jones have? 5 apples and a complaint filed for smacking Billy with a ruler.

Whats black, blue, and doesn't like sex? The little boy in my trunk.

yo mama is so fat she is 1 candy bar away from dieing

What's black, white, has green stripes and smells like eggs? I don't know. That's why I'm asking.

How many mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Trick question they cant afford one.

what did batman say to robin before he got in the batmobile get in the batmobile

Knock Knock Whose there? Boo I don't know anyone by the name of Boo. Go away

Q.What do you call a black man flying a plane? A. A black pilot you racist bastard

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