- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the pastor say to the rabbi? Hi (or some other greeting)

Q:what do you call a black man in a wheel chair? A: a war veteran who accidentally stepped on a land mine while trying to protect his country.

What did OJ Simpson say to the blonde? "Don't worry, I'm not going to murder you"

What's faster than a black man with a TV? Light.

Your mom.

How do you make a girl wet? Throw her in the pool

What did the boy with no eyes get for Christmas? Glasses

Have you ever heard about the black man who got shot my a goat? Neither did I.

Why was the chicken sad because it lost it's family

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What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A pilot, you racist.

What did one hipster say to the other hipster? I'm not a hipster.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died! Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the road was clear of oncoming traffic.

What's worse than five babies in one trash can? One baby in five trash cans.

A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked, "Why the long face?" The horse did not reply because he was incapable of speech.

Why did the chicken cross the road... He wanted to get away from all those jerks who kept asking him why he made the decisions that he did. he later committed suicide...

How do you make Chuck Norris cry? Kill his family.

why was the guy stranded on an island? because his boat crashed.

Knock Knock? Who's There? Michael Jackson. Michael Jackson who? Shut up and give me ma dam candy women!

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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I had a great joke to tell you. I didn't want people stealing my ideas so I didn't write it. Haha

How many unicorns does it take to change a light bulb? 17. 11 if its Tuesday.

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