- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you starve a man who is on welfare? hide his food stamps under his work boots.

Whats worse than not coming up with an original anti joke? Nothing.

Why did was micheal jackson named micheal jackson? because his was

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Sex.

Scenario- A wedding while skydiving. Problem- The groom lost his parachute. Question- Who stole it? Hint- The Maid of Honor didn't have one either, but he had one on his body when he hit the ground. Answer- The mailman, but he died of old age.

whats red and bad for your teeth? A Brick

What do u call it when a Jamaican gets angrey? Nothing, at all. Just an angrey person

How do you fit 4 homosexuals onto a barstool? You make the barstool wider allowing for all the men to sit more comfortably on top of the stool.

"You know what my motto in life is?" "No" "Oh, that's a shame."

What do you call a homosexual in the army? A brave and honorable person who should be applauded for their service to this great nation

How do you know your cat is gay? Other cats have buttsex with him

How do you get a Blonde to switch seats with you? Ask her politely.

Can you answer one question for me? Yes Thank you

Why is John gay? Because he enjoys the penis

Can you say the word "toy boat" 10 times fast? No

If life gives you lemons ask where they came from.

What does Santa do on Halloween? He gives out candy to the kids who come to his door.

Knock, Knock Who's there ? So So who? No, So Lee

A man walks into a bar and starts telling anti-jokes to his friend. His friend is a follower and laughs even though they aren't funny.

Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

there is a black guy riding a bicycle. he is extremely skilled on it and says he has never fallen off.

A chickens walks into a bar... And greets her fellow friends

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