What's the difference between a duck? Nothing, they're both the same.

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Whats worse than a little kid falling. Him getting vigorously raped by his father every night.

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What did the feminist say to the CIS white male? I respect you as a person.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

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Q: What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? A: Names

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Ed has spent all his days on the farm. It was the farm of his father and grandfather before him; long have they prospered from the fruits of this land. He has a wife and 3 beautiful children, all of whom live happily on the farm. Ed still manages to keep an active social life, and has lots of interesting friends. His best friend is Moe. As a young man, Ed had spent a few years living in the city for his studies. Moe lives in the city, and he knows Ed from College. One day, Moe came out to the farm to have lunch with his old friend. After lunch, he and Ed took a walk around the farm. They passed by the horses, the chickens, the pigs and finally they came to the cows. Ed looked at Moe, and he saw that he was focused intently on a single cow. "What's the matter, Moe?" he asked. "That," Moe said, "is one skinny cow."

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What did America get on the 11th September? 9/11

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What did Jesus REAREAREAREVENAGNCEREALLY SAY when he was walkin on da waterz? And I bless this object which shalth now be known as the surfboard, Amen. Seriously, im a Christian, that sounds kinda cute in a weird way... Like aww, thats why he walked on water, not because of terrifying super powers.

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How many average men does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

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What kind of a prediction is THAT?

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Finn Davidson is cool, no he's not, yes he is

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Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

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Why do African-American people like fried chicken and watermelon? Because they are delicious food items.

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A man walks into a bar, and he says, "ow,".

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Why did the teenager cross the road? To get an abortion.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because people have encroached on it's natural habitat.

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What did the orphan get on his birthday? Cancer.

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- What is worse than a baby in a trash bin ? - A baby in five trash bins.

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A Irish man walks our of a bar

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Blue fish occasionally consume large amopunts of the insides of oak trees.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a cannibal and like to burn people.

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Come In!

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Why don't women need watches? Because they probably have a cell phone, which works just as well.

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Q. what did the kid say to his foreign language teacher about the test? A: i dont understand this test, its like in a complete different language

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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