- Anti Joke

A black man named Lawrence was driving a car that wasn't his at 3 a.m. The car belonged to a drunk friend who asked Lawrence to be the designated driver.

What did the monkey say to dog Foreskin

Why did the boy cry? Because he had a frog stapled to his face. Why did the boy cry harder? Because it queefed in the boys mouth.

How do you keep an elephant from charging? Shoot it with a high powered gun right between the eyes.

What is big, grey and can't climb trees? A car park.

What did the Russian scientist say to the British scientist when he saw two black guys enter a strip club? "Two black guys entered the strip club"

What did Chuck Norris say when he saw a cop -Hi

What do you call a black guy selling drugs. A pharmisict.

What's worse than waking up with cancer? Waking up dead.

What is white on the inside and red on the outside? An apple.

how do you scare a mexican? You dress up as a bar of soap.

How do you kill a blonde? Stab her...

Q. what is catness and pita name together pines

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the little boy get for christmas? nothing, he was homeless

How do you keep a black man out of your back yard? Tell him to go away.

What did the black man say when he ate a Hershey bar? Delicious

Why was the squirrel late for work? Because the traffic was nuts!

What did the orphan wish for Christmas during world war II? Parents What did he get? Bombed.

What do you call a black priest? A black priest

Why did the boy cross the road He didnt he got hit by a car

Roses are red, But ravens are black, please go to China, and never come back!