Q: What do racists call a disgusting filthy monkey that savagely jumps around in the jungle and steals white chicks? A: The same as the rest, Donkey Kong.

thumb_up thumb_down -22

guy walks into a bar, ouch

thumb_up thumb_down -22

Whats black and white, and red all over? A Zebra being slaughtered.

thumb_up thumb_down -22

As friend of mine recently told me that he knew my deepest darkest secret. When I asked him what it was, he said that I was too emotionally unstable, and that I would never be ready to settle down. I killed him.

thumb_up thumb_down -22

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it saw food on the other side the the farmer was going to chop his head off.

thumb_up thumb_down -22

What is it called when a whole bunch of black people run down a hill? A race.

thumb_up thumb_down -22

Hello Braydon

thumb_up thumb_down -22

Youre in your car, and you stop at a light you see a home less person holding a sign that says "Home less and hungry, anything helps." You ask if they want a box of cereal, "No thanks." They replied, you ask why not? "Well, I really just want to go to the movies."

thumb_up thumb_down -22

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a dick just for you

thumb_up thumb_down -24

yo mama is so fat she has to wear large sized clothing

thumb_up thumb_down -24

Whats the worst part of Chemotharapy? The Cancer.

thumb_up thumb_down -24

how do you fit 100 babies in a bowl? with a blender. how do you get them back out of the bowl? with tortila chips.

thumb_up thumb_down -26

Did you know Hellen Keller's dog ran away? You would have to if your name was RaAeltraERKAERMaelaefa

thumb_up thumb_down -26

say yes will u remember me in a year?yes will u remember me in a month? yes will u remember me in a week?yes will u remember me in a minute?yes will u remember me in a second?yes knock knock whos there u said u will remember me u dick

thumb_up thumb_down -26

Yd the chicken cross the road? To SAVE THE WORLD

thumb_up thumb_down -26

A pink bird and a pink elephant was out flying. Then something happened.

thumb_up thumb_down -26

What did the Chinaman say to the other Chinaman? I dont know, he was speaking in Chinese.

thumb_up thumb_down -28

What happened to the boy after he ate a piece of Halloween candy? He died. It was laced with cyanide.

thumb_up thumb_down -28

Knock Knock Whos there? I dunno I didnt answer the door

thumb_up thumb_down -28

Hey i heard you where cool wait that was opposite day ;)

thumb_up thumb_down -28

AJ enjoyed his trip to Pen Island

thumb_up thumb_down -28

Why did i write an antijoke? Because i can't write real jokes.

thumb_up thumb_down -28

What do you call a hairless penis, whatever gay name you decided to nickname it

thumb_up thumb_down -30

How do you make a mimer to speak? Shot him in both knees and cut of he's ear

thumb_up thumb_down -30

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops