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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An Iraqi, an American and an Irishman get on a plane. They all enjoy the in-flight amenities, agree that the food was sub-standard and arrive at their destinations safely.

Why does an actor enjoy his work so much? Because it’s all play.

knock knock whos there a boy a boy who ? oh, sorry he just got hit by a train.

Roses are red, violetes are blue, Your monkey sucks.

How did the Jewish husband and wife stay together forever? They didn't. They ended up in divorce like 50% of all other married couples due to irreconcilable differences.

A nuclear reactor explodes and all the waste are going straight out in the ocean. Sucks to be a fish.

My girlfriend once told me " Life is like a penis, it's hard."

A guy walks into a bar with a watermelon under his shirt. The bartender asks what is under his shirt. He says, a watermelon.

What is the difference between a mom and a dad? One is a mom and the other is a dad. Why couldn't Fred see the board? He had a frog stapled to his face.

I just farted, and now I have to Chit!

Ask me if I am a tree. Are you a tree? No.

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, who shat in my garden

Give a man a fire and he will be warm for the rest of the night. Set a man on fire and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

A Cow Walk's Into A Bar And Say's Drink Please The Bartender Is Then Sent To A Mental Hospital For Talking To A Cow.

When life gives you lemons, take them. Free shit is cool

Q. Why was the blonde fired from the M+M factory? A.She was addicted to meth.

A grandmother in her late seventies is walking to the grocery store. Then out of nowhere,she stats getting pelted by bananas. One hits her hard on the head,and she dies.

Why did the black man buy watermlons? Because a new local super market just opened and they were on sale.

What's Chris Benoit up to? Just hangin' with his family

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

Stevie Wonder: Did you see the new piano I got from pepsi? Me: no.... Stevie Wonder: Neither did I...........

What is the difference between a girl and a boy? Well, a girl has two x-chromosones but a boy has and X and a Y chromosone.

What did the nazi say to the jew? im gay

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