What is worse than having sex with a dead baby in front of it's mother? Not a lot.

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How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a light-bulb? Probably one. Replacing a light-bulb is a pretty simple task which any person (regardless of ethnicity) should be able to do without assistance.

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what do you call a black man who is flying a plane? A: a piolt

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 witnessed while hiding in a closit 7 rape and kill his mother.

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yo' momma's so fat that when she saw a doctor he told her that she was overweight.

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An Englishmen, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar, and ordered a beer. They later went home and slept. They woke up the next morning with a slight hangover.

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Two cowboys are in a kitchen. The first one says, "I feel at Home on the range!" To which the second replies, "Is that because of your extensive culinary background?" The first cowboy breaks down in tears because he has never pursued his real dream.

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how do you save a black guy from drowning. with a life preserver.

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i am an inbred jew who likes penis up my bum ~Nathan Barras

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Two blondes are out for a walk when they come across some tracks, they realise they are train tracks and move out of the way to make sure they aren't hit by a train.

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Man walks into a gun store, buys a gun. The same man goes home and lives happily till he dies of cancer. His son takes the gun shots himself, survives then later dies of cancer.

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Why did the pedophile get arrested? He was driving way over the speed limit.

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colby doesnt shave

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite.

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A man walks into a bar. He is an alcoholic, so to make his activities in the bar into a joke would be disrespectful and inconsiderate.

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What's faster than a Jew running after a penny? A car.

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What has two legs but can't walk? A quadriplegic man who lost mobility in his legs due to a horrific logging accident.

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What do you call a black person riding a bicycle? A black person riding a bicycle.

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Q: What is the difference between everything and nothing? A: everything! Moral: NOTHING!

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Knock Knock! Whose there? Adolf Hitler

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What did Stephen Hawkins say to President Obama? He didn't his computer did.

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roses are red violets are blue i suck at poems show me your boobs

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your family is dead, I killed them.

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