what do u call a gay dinosaur megasoreass

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What did the boy say to the ghost wearing a banana outfit? Holy crap! A ghost!

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Whats black and crying after 10 minute my wife's eyes when she left the kitchen

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What did suzie do when she dropped her cookie? She died because it was secretly a bomb

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Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1

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why did ryan go to bed? because he is a growing boy and need it to keep in line for his study's i lied about him sleeping hes dead he was abducted

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What happened to the clown that touched the kid? The clown got honked up

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A man walks into a bar. He is rushed to the hospital due to a large aneurysm that has burst in his brain because he walked into the bar.

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Why do black people like fried chicken? -Because all races like fried chicken.

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What's the best joke in the world? This one.

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If I have 7 oranges in one hand and 8 oranges in the other, what do I have? Big hands!

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why did the frog cry? Because he didn't get a message

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What did Obama get at the bar? A shot... In the head.

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Why did Suzue fall of the swing? The chain broke.

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Q: A Jew lost a penny, a nickel, and a dime. If he found the nickel and the dime, what didn't he find? A: The Mesiah

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Wh did Steve Jobs invent the iPhone? Because he was smart.

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Q: what the apple say to the orange? A: nothing because there fruits and fruits cant talk

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Why did the blond couldn't put a piece of meat into her mouth? Because she was vegetarian.

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Q: Why isn't Michael Jordan able to jump into space with only 1 leap? A: If that were possible, the supposedly absolute laws of physics would've been irreversibly violated to the full extent that the future of science would be in trouble and the future of some already mentally-unstable people would've been deeply jeopardized to a state that they couldn't naturally recover from.

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When adolf hitler went to the chippy, He ordered a bock wurst. Later, he ate the whole thing and said he wants another.

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What did the "gangster" looking black guy ask the white guy he approached randomly on the street? "Excuse me sir, are you aware of the injustices done toward the jewish community that has been the decline of western society since the reclamation proclamation?"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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