- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the blind football player say to his coach? I cant see

Know what would be awkward, if a GPS told a gay guy to get straight.

why did ya dad eat ya food?? because ya sister

Your mama's so fat.... I ran around her twice, And got lost

Chuck Norris doesn't answer the phone - he doesn't have one at the moment

Why can't a black guy be the King of England? He's not in line for it.

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What's the difference between donuts and dead babies? You can't buy a bakers dozen of dead babies at Tim Hortons.

What is the biggest lie in the entire universe? I agree to the terms of service.

Why do women wear deodorant and makeup? Because they're ugly and they stink.

whats black? a black man

Why does Michael j. Fox make the best milkshakes? He uses the finest ingredients

Michal j. fox has Parkinsons disease. He is tired of losing at jenga

What's black,white, and red all over? Nothing, because if it is completely covered in red then it can only be red.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get the results of his AIDS test

Why wouldn't you want OJ Simpson babysitting your kids? Why? He's in jail and he wouldn't be available when you needed him

Hi is the longest two letter word in the world

So a mama tomato, a daddy tomato, and a baby tomato were all walking down the street. The baby tomato was falling behind its parents. So the daddy tomato goes back, squishes the baby tomato and yells ketchup!

what do u call a gay dinosaur megasoreass

What did suzie do when she dropped her cookie? She died because it was secretly a bomb

What did the boy say to the ghost wearing a banana outfit? Holy crap! A ghost!

Whats black and crying after 10 minute my wife's eyes when she left the kitchen

Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead

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